Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekh

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?

Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga

Teachr: Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI….

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.

Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.

Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.

Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:

“Sir Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete” :-”)

TEACHER: Which Book Has Helped U Most In

TEACHER:
Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life..??
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STUDENT:
My Father’s Cheque Book ..;-)

Wife: Aap Bohat Mote Ho Gaye Ho,

Wife:
Aap Bohat Mote Ho Gaye Ho,

Sardar:
Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Hogayi Ho,

Wife:
Buddhu Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon,

Sardar:
Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon.

Sardar Ko Har Bat Me “TERA BHAI”

Sardar Ko Har Bat Me “TERA BHAI”
Kehne Ki Aadat Thi.

Wo Shadi K Bad
Apne Bedroom Me Gaya Or
Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Utha K Bola:

“Kesa Lag Raha Hay
TERA BHAI?”

Sardaar Ki BV Bhaag Gai

Sardaar Ki BV Bhaag Gai
3 Din Baad Wapis Aaye
Sardaar Ghusse Se Bola
“Hun Ki Lain Aayi Ain”

Sardarni:
“Mobile Da Charger Bhul Gai C”

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr So Gya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr So Gya
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhy Ho
Rail Ay Ge To Mr Jao Gy.

Sardar:
Mery Oper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya
To Kch Nai Hoa
Rail Kya Cheez Hai

Sardar: Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krna He

Sardar:
Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krna He

Servicing Man:
Memory Card He?

Sardar:
Nahi Kya Ration Card Chalega? =P

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,

Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola
Kuttay,Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi,
Sardar Bola,

Me Na Socha Surprise Don Ga…;->