ek dafa ek admi apnay eleven

ek dafa ek admi apnay eleven (11) bachon kay sath zoo main jata hai. jab wo zoo main pohanchtay hain 2 wo admi wahan kay guard say kehta hai:
bhai meray bachon nay kabhi zarafa (giraff) nahin dhaikha hamain oos kay pass lay chalo.
wo guard pehlay oos kay 11 bachon ko dhekhta hai or phir pochta hai:
kiya yeh 11 kay 11 bachay aap kay hain.
wo admi kehta hai:
han marey hi hain.
to wo guard kehta hai:
aap yahin tashreef rakhyeh zaNDIJOKESArafa khood aap ko dhekhnay aay ga.

Doctor: Mrs Malik app kay leay khushi ki khabar

Doctor: Mrs Malik app kay leay khushi ki khabar hay.
Lady: main Mrs Malik nahi sirf Ms. Malik hoon
Doctor: phir app kay leay bori khabar hay.

aray samajh agia tu hansta keon nahi....

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana kay app ko koon si bemari hay zara mushkil hay meray khayal main ya nashay ki waja say hay.

Mareez: Theek hay doctor sahib main ab us waqt aoon ga jab app nashay main nahi hoongay.

AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI

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1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN

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Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Delhi’se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train

Delhi’se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuchh budhyijibi type ke log sawar thhe..woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe…

upar ke birth par so rahe ek gramin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi….

batien karte karte ek sajjan bole…�pahle punjibaad aya,fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega..�

tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya…bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena…�

Admi ki car k sath popat takra

Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya.
Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL?
DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?

Kiya aapke pass hai ??

Kiya aapke pass hai ?? SULAGTA JISM, Kap-kapaate hont, Thartharata badan, Lad khadati awaaz, Nashilee aankhen ? Agar hai to aap MALARIA se peedit hai ......

Main bewakoof

Main bewakoof
main bewakoof, main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof, main bewakoof
main bewakoof...

AAHISTE BOLO...yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hai..

Pandit beti ki shaadi ke liye 24

Pandit beti ki shaadi ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne england giya,
wahan se apni biwi ko phone kiya 24 saal ka koi munda nahi milyaa, 12-12 de do chalangey ?

Laloo goes to america for learning english

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After some days George Bush calls the Rabri Devi & told her
" E sasoora angrji naahi seekh sakat hai."

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni

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Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

Patient: Doctor please help me,

Patient: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Patient: Phone per.

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE) CONDUCTER SE:

EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE) CONDUCTER SE: GAREE MAI JAGA HAI. COND: HA EK ADMEE KEE. SAWAREE: LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI.
COND: TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA

Ek jungle mein chuhay se sab

Ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the, agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata, haathi bhi kahin chup jata, aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai, pata chala chuha MQM mein tha.