CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U

CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U

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GHANTA SURPRISE AANKH BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE

Arz Kiya He! Ankho Main Nami Thi Or

Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...








GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...


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GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

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Ab hame sirf

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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....

Cheeers...

B INDIA THINK INDIAN.

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox k bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa $DOSTI$ K tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukm deti hai..

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.



hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge



hm to h bahut hi garib admi



14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?
swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..

Har qadam pe farishton ka lasker

Har qadam pe farishton ka lasker ho sath apke,Har qadam pe apki hufazat khuda kare,Ho apka nasib aisa duniya me K aasman b apki qismat pe NAAZ kare..

Machli jal ki rani hai

Machli jal ki rani hai

No.. No..
Something new...

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi

kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje

kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje chhod ke chali gayi, par me to wafa ki mallika kahunga jo hamesa ke liye mere dil me bas gayi...

log bolenge kese fashane

log bolenge kese fashane me likhata hu, me dil se kitna rota hu, par bat ye nahi he me to sirf apne yaro se apne dil ka fasana bolta hu ...

MERA JIVAN MERA DESH,BHARAT

MERA JIVAN MERA DESH,BHARAT MATA KI JAI,
JAB TAK HAMARA DESH AAJAD RAHEGA,
TAB TAK HUM APNI BHARAT MATA KI RAKSHA KAREGE।

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

Main bilkul shareef ho gaya hoon.

Main bilkul shareef ho gaya hoon. 1 ladki k kareeb ho gaya hoon. Uske paas mere DIL ki chaabi hain. Woh meri aakhri DILRUBA aur tumhari 25v BHABHI hai..

Bat banti h dil se

Bat banti h dil se
Dil banta h dost se
Dost banta h pyar se
Pyar banta h parivaar se
Parivar banta h ghar se
OrGhar banta h AMBUJA CEMENT SE

Maali ne fool ko khas bnaya

Maali ne fool ko khas bnaya
Fool ne khusbu ko khas bnaya
Khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya
Mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.
or
1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya
Fool ne khusbu ko khas bnaya
Khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya
Mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.
or
1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya