Bacha-Mumy rat ko maine su-su karne

Bacha-Mumy rat ko maine su-su karne k liye bathroom ka gate khola to bulb apne ap hi jal gya Mumy-Haraamkhor tu aj fir freez me su-su kr aya

Santa was Going on a Bike with his wife.

Santa was Going on a Bike with his wife.
Tapori:- oye santa wife hai ya lover?

Santa:- Lover hogi teri,
meri to wife hai.

7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the

7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nai deti,kya
karu?Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1Chatai aur La

SANTA Ghar Ka Drwaza Ukhad Ke

SANTA Ghar Ka Drwaza Ukhad Ke

Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pocha:Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?

SANTA:Tala Khulwane

Napolean: Meri dictionary Me

Napolean: Meri dictionary Me "IMPOSSIBLE" word nahi hai.

Santa: Ab bolne se kya fayda, Kharidte samey hi Check karni chahiye thi

There were two frnds Jo and Wo

There were two frnds Jo and Wo
One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died
Y did Wo die?
Because Jo dar gya,
Wo mar gya

Tu kutta Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Main fir keh raha hu,Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta paal le,ajkal CHORIYAN bahut ho rhi h

Wife writes msg 2 Pappu"

Wife writes msg 2 Pappu" ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Pappu writes msg 2 her and sends "nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

Stdnt: sir kya ye sach he ki har insan ko marna hai.

Stdnt: sir kya ye sach he ki har insan ko marna hai.
Sir:haan

Student:sir main soch raha hu k jo anth me marega usko shamshan kon lejayega.

Pappu ko Kisi Ne Sapne Me

Pappu ko Kisi Ne Sapne Me Mar Dala..to Usne Apna Bank A/C Band KarDiya

Kyoki

Bank Me Likha Tha k Hum Apke Sapno Ko Hakikat me Badlenge

AB: 1=2 how!

AB: 1=2
how!

Let x=y.
= 2x-x=2y-y
= 2x-2y=x-y
= 2(x-y)=x-y
= 2=1

Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala

Washing Pwder Nirma

Washing Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye
Rangin Kapda
B Khil-2 Jae

AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Pdte zrur H
wo b TONE k satH