" A Couple was sitng in garden,

" A Couple was sitng in garden,
Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n kiss each other!

Boy - Janu aagar tum bura na mano to mai bhi.
Grl - Ok pr plz sambhl kar,
Kutiya tumhe kat na le! "

Dil ke dardko jubape mat lana,

Dil ke dardko jubape mat lana, apni ankhose ansu mat bahana, jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho, "DETTOL" k siva kuch mat lagana...

Lalu ke peechhe kutte ka bachha pad gaya,

Lalu ke peechhe kutte ka bachha pad gaya,
To lalu ne kaha ab to BSNL ka card dalva liya hoon, Yeh HUTCH ka network kahan se aa raha hai.

Beta: baap idhar aa

Beta: baap idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa

Santa: Mera bahut naam hai. Lady - Shoes dikhaiy

Santa: Mera bahut naam hai. Lady - Shoes dikhaiye .

Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ?
Lady - 36 no.
Shopkr:Jaao madam jaao,ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kya lena hai!

santa & banta

Santa: Mera bahut naam hai.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: Bewakoof, tune wo gana nahi suna kya?
Banta: kaunsa?
Santa: Arey yaar,"Jiski Biwi Moti uska bhi bada naam hai"

Munnabhai: Circuit, Kutta kutte ko

Munnabhai: Circuit, Kutta kutte ko kaat ta hai, to wo injection kyo nahi leta hai.
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Kutta hai bhai, wo bhi usko kaat leta hai.
haa haa haa

Pappu ne apni pregnant biwi ko Sms kiya "Kaisi Ho ?"

Pappu ne apni pregnant biwi ko Sms kiya "Kaisi Ho ?"

Thodi der baad

Pappu zor-zor se nachne laga...
Kyoki uske mobile par msg aaya
"Mssg Delivered"

Dukhi pappu bola: "aisi zindgi se maut acchi"

Dukhi pappu bola: "aisi zindgi se maut acchi"
Achanak Yamdut aaye bole: Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai.
Pappu Bola: Ye lo , ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra
Utha Ker Usay Gaur Se
Dekh Raha Tha ...

Banta : Oye Kia Dekh Raha Hy ... ???

Santa : Dekh Raha Hoon Ye
Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ... ;