Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.

Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.

DO AALSI So Rahe The,

DO AALSI So Rahe The,
Tabhi Ek Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga.
1 AALSI CHOR..CHOR..!DUSRA AALSI:
CHUP CHAP Soja,Jab Takiya Lene Aayega Tab Pakad lenge

Santa ne shampoo kharida.

Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa- iske sath jo gift hai do.
Shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai.
Santa- saale jhute, ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"

Pati bola patni se-Raja Dashrath ki

Pati bola patni se-Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi..PATNI-to ?
PATI- mai 2 shadiya aur kar sakta hu.PATNI- Sonch lo, Dropadi ke 5 Pati the...?

Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya

1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya
2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..

Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan Lunga

Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan Lunga

Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu sala"KUTTA" he

Pathan Driving On The Wrong Side Of Road

Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&

He Became Upset

&

Said


==== SHIT====

aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)

Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.

Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.

Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?

Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??

Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse

Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

Wife: Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay

Wife: Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign location me jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayengey???

Husband: Dusray doctor ke pass.....!!!

teacher:bachoo my name is khan

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.................

Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwane raha tha

Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwane raha tha

Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai...

Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue

Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega
Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti

Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face And The

Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Her Lipstick
Ladka:Ye Kya Kiya
Ladki:Kuch Achchha Krne Me Dag Lage To DAAG To ACCHE He

Principal asked PreM:

Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek He


Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.