Boy: Shadi kar k bhag jaye ya

Boy: Shadi kar k bhag jaye ya bhag kar shadi kare...
Girl: Fati hui chappal se mar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayaga.....

Guys playing cards

Guys playing cards

Guy1 : I Promised
my wife I’ll Not Play
Cards anymore

Guy2 : Then what the hell
are you doing now?

Guy1 : I Never promised
I Won’t Tell Lies.

Patient to doctor: Aapne nurse bahaut

Patient to doctor: Aapne nurse bahaut aachi rakhi hai, uska haat lagte hi mai theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Janta hu, thappad ki awaaj mujhe bhi sunai di the.

Tchr: Bachho batao billi 1 saath itne saare bacche kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarha ghumo to aap ko pata chal jayega!!

Tchr: Bachho batao billi
1 saath itne saare bacche kaise paida karti hai?

Kid: Mam agar aap road pe
billi ki tarha ghumo to aap ko pata chal jayega!!

Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE

Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE