shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse

shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse
aitna pyar karte tahe k humare sone tak
humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote.
wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye.

Boy friend to his Girl friend:

Boy friend to his Girl friend:
"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, kuch namkin sa
kuch mitha sa kaho na"
Girl friend sharmate hue: " HALWA PORI"

Son: Abba idher aa

Son: Abba idher aa
Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta,
daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,
Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja

santa & banta

SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)

Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo hai?

Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo hai?
Malkin : Tumhare Saab apne office ki kisi ladkise pyar karte hai Nokrani: Naheeeeeeeee! Saab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.

School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum raha tha

School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum raha tha
. teachar ne pucha chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho?
bacha: "GARIB HU SIR, bandhuk KAHA SE LAu.

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….