Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya

Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya? Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti to kya mahfoos rahti..

Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa.

Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa.
Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.

Santa- Ladki ko chidate hue, or sohneo k

Santa- Ladki ko chidate hue, or sohneo ki Haal chal hai twade?
Ladki-(Gusse me) jo teri bhen ka hai,
Santa-(hass ke) wo to maa banne wali hai.

santa & banta

Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha

Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha,

Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,

bhai ye konsa janwar hai

“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hai salaa.

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.