Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
Boy:
Tum Shadi Ke Baad
Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mango Gi
Girl:
Arey Nahin Main Aisi Larki Nahin Hoon
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena
Ek Boy Girlfriend Se Milne Aya,
Wo Chai Bnane Chale Gai..
Girlfriend Ka Mobile Sofy Pr Dekh Kr
Boy Ne Socha K Mera Numbr
Kis
Naam Pr Save Kiya Ho Ga?
Dear, Sweet Ya
Janu..
Jub Us Ne Miss Bell Di
To Screen Py Aa Rha Tha K..
“Kutta No# 5″
Calling…
Boy:
Tmra Nam Kya Hai?
Girl:
Q Btao?
Me Tme Janti B Nai..!
Boy:
Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari
Me Betha Ra Hun!
Girl:
NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr
Wo Smne Wali Gali Me
Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera
Ghr Hai 32/B,
Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami Abu Hain,
Tution Tymings 6 To 8…:
Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai
Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
“Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe”
Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir
Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do
Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?
Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!