Father: wht abt ur result?Father: wht abt ur

Father: wht abt ur result?Father: wht abt ur result?Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

Father: wht abt ur result?

Father: wht abt ur result?
Son: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya...

F: wht abt urs?
S: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.

F: n wt abt ur?
S: Wo dr. Saab ka..

F: u idiot m asking abt urs?
S: to aap kon se prime minister h jo aap ka beta paas hoga

bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "

bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna.. sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

santa & banta

Santa Banta se:
Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain?

Banta:
Pata nahi bhai,
meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi..

WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME

WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME AJ KAL BOHAL KHOBSURAT HO RAHI HUN...
HUSBEND-TUMNE KAISE JANA?
WIFE-AJ KAL MERI KHOBSURTI DEKH KER ROTI BHI JALNE LAGI HAI...

1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA THA?

1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA THA? YA KHUDA MUJHE PADHNE KI TOFIQ DE? 1 DIN USKI DUA QABOOL HUYE OR WO YE SMS BHI PADH RAHA HAI

Santa naha rha tha,dost ne awaz lagai,

Santa naha rha tha,dost ne awaz lagai,
santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya dost-kuch to pahen leta yaar,santa bhag k andar gaya or “chappal pahen kar aa gaya.

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All the ladies stood up.
santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...|||"

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur,

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur,
Thakur: tere pas do haat to hai hi, do aur leke kya shera vali mata banega...