Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo.

santa & banta

Santa: RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai
Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?

Bnta-
Nahi to ki hoya?

Santa: Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Ban

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Ban GeSanta-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge
Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga
Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga
K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho
Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se
Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga,
Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha tha....

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Dad-Kyu?

Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai

Dad-Are Beta Karle..
Chota sa to Gaon H
Kitni chali hogi

Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,

Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,
Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga.
Boy: Khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,
jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho.

Santa road se gujar raha tha.

Santa road se gujar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs sunaye
sam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
job : i love myself

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,
Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..