” Tum Kuttay Thay

” Tum Kuttay Thay

Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato’n Naslai’n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ”

Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . .

Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan

Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan
Pe Gya Aur Kaha :

“Kuttay K Liye
Ek Litre Doodh De Do …”

Doodh Wala :

“Idhar Hi Pio Ge
Ya
Parcel Ker Doon…”

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy

Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!
Boy: Par anty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne de!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!!
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Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai!

santa & banta

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?

Biwi-mere khyal se hmari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai h

Biwi-mere khyal se hmari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai h

pati-vo kaise?

Bivi-q ki vo kafi dino se recharge k paise nahi maang rhi h.

"Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak

"Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."

"Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka

"Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."