Dil Ki zyada gahraiyon me mat jana raj

Dil Ki zyada gahraiyon me mat jana raj
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Kyunki
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Dil ke niche Kidny hoti he.

a lecture waz going on

a lecture waz going on
suddenly a boy went out of the class

lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya??

boy's friend: sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai

Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?

Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!

Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?

Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center.

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.

father- 1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh

father- 1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha.

Beta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota hai

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,

Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya.

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

Dur se dekha barish ho raha hai

Dur se dekha barish ho raha hai
Dur se dekha barish ho raha hai
Samne gaya bhig gaya

serious comedy kab hoti hai?

serious comedy kab hoti hai?
jab comedy karne wale ki comedy sun ke public ko gussa aa jaye aur vo usse pit de usse serious comedy kahate hai

('.') <')I('> Oye _/'/_Hello

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<')I('> Oye
_/'/_Hello

Sun rahe ho ya nhi
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Aaj mujhe msg aapke padosi karenge kya.?
KAMAAL Hai...
Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hi nhi hai..?

Muskurahat apke"sms"se milti thi,

Muskurahat apke"sms"se milti thi,Dil ko rahat apke "sms"se milti thi,Band kyun kar diya"sms" karna,Hamari to sms factry bhi apke"sms" se chalti thi.

Kisi Ne Sach Kaha Hai...

Kisi Ne Sach Kaha Hai...

Ki Jise Tum Sabse Jyada Chaho Usko Kabhi Mat Aazmana,

Kyonki Agar Wo Gunehgaar Nikla, Tab Bhi
Dil Tumhara Hi TutegA.

Zindagi mei jo hum

Zindagi mei jo hum
chahte h,,,
Wo Aasani se nahi milta lekin zindgi ka sach ye h ki...

Hum bhi wahi chahte h jo Aasan nhi hota.

Najane Ye Waqt Kaha Se Aata Hai,

Najane Ye Waqt Kaha Se Aata Hai, Kitno Ko Apne Sath Le Jata Hai, Is Waqt Ko Abhitak Koi Samajh Na Paya Na Samjhenga, Ye Waqt Kal Phir Aayenga Aur Kisi Apne Ko Apne Sath Lejayenga.!

DIL He To Pyar H

DIL He To Pyar H
Pyar He To IshQ h
IshQ He To Mohbat H
Mohbat He To Dard H.
Dard He To"ZANDU-BAAM" H
Or...
Zandu baam he to MUNNI BADNAM he!