Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Kid (phone par): Madam
Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
Gabber Singh ka janam hua to
Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?
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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border
A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.
Indians say: Keep the egg.
Jai Hind !!!
Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.
Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.
Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!
Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko
Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:
Very Sweet Kid!!!Boy to friend: Dekho voh
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha.
Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.
Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.Santa & Banta were sitting in
Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…
Funny Lalu found answer to the most
Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?
"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"
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