Principal-batao Shivji ka dhanush

Principal-batao Shivji ka dhanush kisne toda tha.
Boy-Ghabrakar,Sir,such keh raha hoon maine nahi toda.
Principal-Master Sahab!aap kya padha rahe hain bachon ko.
Master-Sir!ye theek kah raha hai,isne dhanush nahi toda.Ye to kal school hi nahi aaya tha.

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.

Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga.

Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi de sakte.

Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:

Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

Bhakt-panditji aisi patni ko kya kahenge

Bhakt-panditji aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo beautiful ho,intelligent ho,understanding ho,kabhi jealousy na kare aur ek badhiya cook ho ? Pandit-AFWAAH

Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai

Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai
aunty-chini k sath haste huye boli, acha or kya kaha mummy ne? kid-kaha vo kutiya na de to sharma ji se le ana

Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai

Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai
aunty-chini k sath haste huye boli, acha or kya kaha mummy ne? kid-kaha vo kutiya na de to sharma ji se le ana

Shaadi k din patni pati se:

Shaadi k din patni pati se: "SUNO JI!!! Aaj se AAPKE bina MAI nahi MERE bina aap nahi"10 saal baad patni:"KUTTE!!! Aaj ya to TU nahi ya MAI nahi"

Osama to Amitabh:How are you?

Osama to
Amitabh:How are you??Amitabh:Bas kabhi khushi kabhi Gum.Aur aap?? Osama:Bas kabhi Gola kabhi Bum.

Believe it or not, but its true.

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.