Boy: Bade Zalim hain teri Gali k bache.

Boy: Bade Zalim hain teri Gali k bache.
Girl: kya hua..





Boy: Kutte piche laga k kehte hain,
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA.

Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda

Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...

Teacher- What is Ur Father?

Teacher- What is Ur Father?

SANTA- I.C.S In Summer & P.C.S In Winter

Tchr-What?

SNTA- Icecrem Seller In Summer& Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter

Ram lanka jeet k vapas laute tab soorpnakh ; Prabhu mere kya hoga ?

Ram lanka jeet k vapas laute tab soorpnakh ; Prabhu mere kya hoga ?
RAM : Kalyug me ayodhya par raj karegi,lekin teri shadi phir bhi nahi hogi..
Naam hoga..
" MAYAWATI"

Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?

Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...

Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.