Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?
Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.
Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?
Funny Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke......
Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
Kid (phone par): Madam,
Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne
Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?
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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border
A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.
Indians say: Keep the egg.
Jai Hind !!!
Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.
Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.
Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!
Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko
Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:
Very Sweet Kid!!!Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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