Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri

Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:

Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??

Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??
Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..

7-chatai par 7-sadhu bethe the,

7-chatai par 7-sadhu bethe the,
1 Aadmi ne sbse bade sadhu se
pucha-"Baba Ladkiya line nhi
deti ky karu?
Sadhu(chote sadhu se )- 1 chatai
aur laga bhai ke liye.

Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?

Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….

H A P P Y . . N E . . HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki ch

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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di..
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Aaj panchayat bulayi hai..
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Agle k ghar KALESH ho gaya aur aap naye saal ki badhai dhoond rahe ho...

Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak

Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”

Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene

Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar liTeacher

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar liTeacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Santa ka baap UK se aya,

Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:

Maine socha surprise dunga.