Sardar's 60th B'day

Sardar's 60th B'day
Bantaji- Ye Cake Pe BULB Q lagaya h?

Sardar-60 Candls lagane Me Muskil ho Rhi thi
So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya

ham kabh apno se khapa hote nahi,

ham kabh apno se khapa hote nahi,
Pyar ke Riste Bewafa hote nahi,
aap bhale hi hame bhala kar so jaye .
Hum aap ho yada kiye bina sote nahI !!!!

College ka first day .

College ka first day .
BOY : Tumara NAME kya hey ?
GIRL : muje sab DIDI kahete key.
BOY : . WAAW what a Coincidence muje sab JIJAJI kahey te hey !

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs de

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega

BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta

Santa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna

BANTA:ThanX Friend.

Teacher-Me chahti hu ki 2m jiwan m teji s aage bad

Teacher-Me chahti hu ki 2m jiwan m teji s aage badho

Raste ki rukavato ko kuchl do

Student-Sidhe Bolo Na ap hme Train ka driver bnana

chahti ho

Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi he.

Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi he.
Wah
Sanso me aahen, Dil me bebasi he.
Wah

Pehle kyu nhi btaya
Tumharr Darwaze me ungli phasi he
Wah

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he?

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he?
Student:padhai me

Teacher: wo kaise?
Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..

"Neend k piche mat bhago,

"Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke piche bhago,
Neend jhak mar ke tumhare piche aayegi.!"

Wife: Mere irade bade nek hai,

Wife: Mere irade bade nek hai,
Aap 1000 me se ek hai.

Santa: Dimag k hum bhi DON hai,
oye tu pehle ye bata,
Baki k 999 kaun hain.!!

Teacher ne Muje Kha "Where is Your Pen"

Teacher ne Muje Kha "Where is Your Pen"
Wah wah...
Teacher ne Muje Kha "Where is Your Pen"
Wah wah...
Maine bola
“Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain”

Asman Se Gir raha He Rain

Asman Se Gir raha He Rain
Wah wah...
Asman Se Gir raha He Rain
Wah wah...
Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain

Takleef wo jo tadpa de

Takleef wo jo tadpa de
Teacher wo jo saja de
Mohobat wo jo wafa de
Dushman wo jo marwa de

or
Dost wo jo aj k din "Golmaal-3" dikha de
Hai koi