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Thursday, October 20, 2011

santa & banta

Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon-sa gift du?

Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.

Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.

Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do.

santa & banta

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Blonde: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Blonde: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.)

Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?