Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon-sa gift du?
Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.
Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.
Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do.Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon-sa gift du?
Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.
Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.
Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do.Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?
Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.
Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Blonde: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Blonde: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.)
Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?