Memon Ko Current Laga…

Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:
Mujhe Chorr
Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh
“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya

1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya
Or Zor Zor Se DUA Mangne Laga

Ya Allah
Mere Saray Gunah Maaf Karday
Warna Mera
2 Lac Wapas Kar De

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi
Light Na Hone Ki Waja Se
Usne Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doc Ko Lene Jarha Hun
Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bachogi To Plz
Candle Bujha Dena..

1 Memon Kangal Ho Gya

1 Memon Kangal Ho Gya
To Usne Apni BV Se Kaha:
Bchon Ko Unki Nani K Ghr Bhej Do
Or Tum Apni Ma K Ghar Chali Jao
Mera Allah Malik
He Me Apny Susral Chala Jata Hun.

Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?

Memon:
Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?

Tailor:
Rs. 150.

Memon:
Nekar Ki?

Tailar:
Rs. 50.

Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai
Par
Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya
Kahenge?

?

Got

No?
HUS BAND

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?

Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Keh

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai
Par
Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya
Kahenge?

?

Got

No?
HUS BAND

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?

Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd:
Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:
Wo Kaisay?

1st:
Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He
Bijli Chali Gayi To?