Sardarji wakes up to the sounds of

Sardarji wakes up to the sounds of "chai chai" in Amritsar, looks at time - 8.30 AM. He has missed his interview and is very pissed off, finds the conductor and starts swearing at him in the choicest Punjabi galis. This carries on for about 10 minutes. Another passenger says to the Conductor :-
"ye Sardar ji aap ko maa bahen ki galiya nikaal rahen hain aur aap hain ke sharafat se sune ja rahe hain"

A Sardar travelling on an overnight train

A Sardar travelling on an overnight train to Punjab requests the conductor before retiring
"phaji - Ludhiana savere panj vaje aavega - mainu uthe jaroor utha dena interview lai jana hai. Main Kumbkaran de neend sonda hoon, jarurat pade taan jabardasti utar dena.

Why did Sardar cut the

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...

To avoid side effect!!!

Why did Sardar cut the

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...

To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Man: Oye, mai kal English film

Man: Oye, mai kal English film de cassette le gaya tha, voh kharab hai, kuch dikhai-sunai nahi deta.
Cassete wala: kya nam hai film ka?
Man: HEAD CLEANER.

Having lost his donkey a

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."