zamindar: ager me subah apni car me

zamindar: ager me subah apni car me niklu toh shaam taq me apni adhi zamin nahi deks sakta
santa:hamare paas bhi pele esi hi car thi

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun ;->
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Santa Sharab Pikar

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu

Santa:Jalidi 1 glass Juice dae larayi hone

Santa:Jalidi 1 glass Juice dae larayi hone wali hy,1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or dy larai honewali hy
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga

>: (GHAJINI) AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI KYN K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA

>: (GHAJINI) AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI

KYN K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA
PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain…