Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki B.Ed exam me first division aati hai.
Uska Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:
Aapki beti Bed me first class hai !
Friday, July 8, 2011
Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki
Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon
Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.
Funny Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!
Musharraf: Jab main paida
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI. AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.
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