1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor

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1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai

1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,
'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya.... :-

santa & banta

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya
Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

santa & banta

Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya
Banta: Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte

Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi

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Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.

Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui ,

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Machar bola "Yaar Teri bhabhi ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai".

2 frenz aftr exam1st:Xam kaunsa tha?

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Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.