Agar Anupam kher Don hota to

Agar Anupam kher Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
Bas kar mere baap

Third Floor se ek aurat boli kela kaisa diya ?

Third Floor se ek aurat boli kela kaisa diya ?
Kele vala bola 8 me 12. Aurat Boli 7 me 13 deta hai to uper aaja.

Way may be difficult,full of trials

Way may be difficult,full of trials,sorrows pains,but if u fall down,just standup straight,be confident & say..bhenchod.dhaka kisne maara??

Agar koi apko raat ki tanhai me tang

Agar koi apko raat ki tanhai me tang kare,karwate badalnepe majboor kare,chupke se kaan me sargodshi kare aur garden chumle toh..all out lagao machar bhagao!

There is a song in the film maachis “

There is a song in the film maachis “chunni leke soti thi kamala lagti thi”,ab agar sirf chunni leke soegi to kamal to lagegi na…..!

Do u know full form of “dairy milk”?

Do u know full form of “dairy milk”?(darling always I remember u, meet immediately 4a long kiss.”that’s why girl ask 4 dairy milk”

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se
" kitni aheeb bat hai,admi marne ke bad bhoot ban jata hai or aorat chudail ki chudail hi rahti hai.

hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai?? ? ?

hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

A memon on his death time ..

A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u ?
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here ?
Yes Papa …

To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy …

What was GOD’s First Reaction

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

Apna dimag check karne ki tarkeeb ?

Apna dimag check karne ki tarkeeb ?

Cow ke paas sir jhuka kar khade ho jao

Agar wo paas aati hai to bhusa bhara hai
Agar door jaati hai to gobar

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

"WHISKY" me mujhe"VISHNU" dikhe,

"WHISKY" me mujhe"VISHNU" dikhe,"RUM" me dikhe "RAM","BEAR" me dikhe "BRAMHA", to desi me "HANUMAN". Kis-kis ka tyag karu , Har "BOTTLE" me "BHAGWAN'...