Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother's Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :

BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai.

BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai.
GIRL- aise kitne amer ho tum? BOY- Actually papa gol-gappe ki redi lagate hai. :-)

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To ..

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To ..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Mere Jesi Biwi Nai MilegiDusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai.

BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai.
GIRL- aise kitne amer ho tum?
BOY- Actually papa gol-gappe ki redi lagate hai. :-)

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

santa & banta

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua?

Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua?
Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,
To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

K ab kia kro gay?

Pathan

bachpan se aik khuwab hy

k hum apna tandoor khole GA.