GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe

GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal

Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi
Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai

Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye

Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se

Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai

A girl come in class with new slipper

A girl come in class with new slipper
.A boy told her: Chappal achhi hai
.Girl replied: Nikalu kya?
Then all boys replied:Teri dress aur bhi achhi hai. --

Santa interview k liye jata hai

Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua th