Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.
Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
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HUSBAND :)
Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum
Hindi Jokes SMS
Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.
LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.
Father angry: What is this?
Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni
Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
Munna BhaiPrincipal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya,
Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu? |
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| Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours! |
Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha.
Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha.
Mr Funny ne Hindi newspaper me advt di:
"Agar kisi ko kabhi kisi Gadhe ki zarrut ho to mujhe yaad karna. Mera mobile no hai: 981******."
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karoIk Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.
Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!
Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Roti do baba
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do
Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !
Wife ko Thappad marne k bad husband bola:
Wife ko Thappad marne k bad husband bola:
"Admi usse marta hai jise wo Pyar karta hai."
Wife ne zor se Husband ko free style me Mara aur Boli:
"Aap kya samje me apse Pyar nahi karti..."
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.
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