Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon
Nahi liya…? socho…?
Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. .
Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,
Tumko kya lena dena hai.

American: Hamare desh me war

American: Hamare desh me war
hogaya.
Santa: Hamare india me tho roz war
hotha hai!
American: o kaise?
Santa: Somwar. Mangalwar. Budhwar.

Wife:raat ko ghar me chor aaya or mujhe kiss karke chala gaya. Pati- tumne roka nahi? Wife- bhut kaha tha rukne ke liye, bola fir aaonga....

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Pati- tumne roka nahi?
Wife- bhut kaha tha rukne ke liye, bola fir aaonga.....

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 SalPehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 SalPehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha

Naha Lu?

Wife to husband:Uttho raat ke 2 baje he,

Wife to husband:Uttho raat ke 2 baje he,
Husband to wife:Itni raat ko q uthaya
Wife to husband:Aapne neend ki goli nahi li .

1 pathan ne jali note banaya orr

1 pathan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay...=P;->

GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'

GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???


Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

Mukesh & Anil have been advised to take large doses of Hajmola!!

Mukesh & Anil have been advised to take large doses of Hajmola!!
Why???
?
?
?
Bcoz Hajmola guarantees to solve al ur GAS problems!! ;-)

santa & banta

Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)

1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!

1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
gf- khud hi pehnado
boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata