Larka larki sy: oye hoye kahan ja rai hy nikaab
kr k

Larki:-tere ghr

Larka:-me B ata hun

Larki:-aja bagherat ammi ko bataun gi apni behn ko cherta hy…

Boys ke zindagi k 2 asool hain.

Boys ke zindagi k 2 asool hain.
Pehla:
wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karWaty..
Aur
dosra:
wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjty..

girl boy se:

girl boy se:
Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho
Larka :
Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!

Read more: Adult Sms

Boy: Tmra Nam Kya Hai?

Boy:
Tmra Nam Kya Hai?

Girl:
Q Btao?
Me Tme Janti B Nai..!

Boy:
Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari
Me Betha Ra Hun!

Girl:
NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr
Wo Smne Wali Gali Me
Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera
Ghr Hai 32/B,
Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami Abu Hain,
Tution Tymings 6 To 8

Read more: Adult Sms

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan: Haan Dost: Kis K Sath? Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 10

Girl: ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai?

Girl: ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai?
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka fasla hai.;-)

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 10