Mega Sale Domains @ Rs.99

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Woh insaan sabse zyada takatwar

Woh insaan sabse zyada takatwar hota hai jo akela khada hota hai.

Maa kya hoti h?,.

Maa kya hoti h?,............socho..........papa ki wife,kabhi kabhi dimag se bhi socha kro.

1-5Yr Girls Love MOM

1-5Yr Girls Love MOM

6-15 Girls Love DAD


16-25 Girls Love ME


26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND

Ab Bachi

51-70 Girls



Tera B To Haq Bnta H Yar.

6 Bate 6 Bato Ko Khatam Kr Deti H

6 Bate 6 Bato Ko Khatam Kr Deti H
1-Sorry-Galti Ko
2-Dukh-Zindgi Ko
3-Ghussa-Rishte Ko
4-Khushi-Dukh Ko
5-Saath-Gam Ko
6-dhokha-Dosti or Pyar Ko

madras ka nam chenai kaise hua

madras ka nam chenai kaise hua


madrasi log lunghi pehente hai aur lunghi me chain nahi hoti

chain nahi

Never say I failed 1000 times,

Never say I failed 1000 times,
Say That i discoverd 1000 ways that cAn cause failure-THOMAS EDISON


Moral- fail ho Jana, par Galti mat Manna!

Aaj international Handsome boy or

Aaj international Handsome boy or Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna, Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

Mit jati hai kitno ki khushi,

Mit jati hai kitno ki khushi,
Mit jate hai kitno k gum.

Msg isliye bhejte hai hum,
Taki dur rehkr bhi

Hamara

"BHAUKAAL" na ho kam..

I m "DABANGG"....;-)

DELHI ki SARDI

DELHI ki SARDI
JAISELMER ki GARMI

MUMBAI ki BARISH

PATNA ka CORRUPTION

KASHMIR ka TERRORISM

AUSTRALIA k SAAP

n Aapk SMS YEH sabhi hain LAJAVAB

Is life mein tension hi tension hai

Is life mein tension hi tension hai, fir bhi in labon par muskaan hai..
kyunki jeena jab har haal mein hai to...
muskuraa kar jeene main kya nuksaan hai.

Yeh nya injection reasarch

Yeh nya injection reasarch
kia h
---<'_'_'_'_'_']==()
khaas unke liye jo msg nahi karte iske lagte hi saari kanjusi door
Jab asar karne lage to reply kar dena.

$$$,$$$. $. (/ .$ "$..$"

$$$,$$$. $. (/ .$ "$..$"

This is Only 4 u
U think this is a heart?


Fool.
This is my old UNDERWEAR
Rakh le...
tu Jigri dost hai apna...

Aap k Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti

Aap k Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti H, Muje SMS Na Karne Ki. 1-Time Nai 2-Free SMS Nai 3-Balance Nai 4-Network Nai Ya fir 5-Soy hue SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nahi.

()""() ( ,'o')") Hi!

()""()
( ,'o')") Hi!
(")(")
Wishing u..
G
O
O
D Morning+
G
O
O
D Afternoon+
G
O
O
D Evening+
G
O
O
D Night
It's a new 4 in1
sms pack.
Time-Time pe padh lena..

Koi new msg hai kya,

Koi new msg hai kya,

agar h to us par DABAR honey laga k din me do bar khao,

kyuki send to karoge nahi aap

kam se kam thodi sehat to banegi.

Chik

Chik
Nyle
Sunsilk
Pantene
Dabur Vatika
Clinic All Clear
Garnier Frutice &
Head n Shoulder


ki taraf se

Apko

"BAAL DIWAS" Mubaarak ho...

Manjil unhi ko milti hai,

Manjil unhi ko milti hai,
Jinke sapno mein jaan hoti hai.
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,
Hauslo se udaan hoti hai.

Girlfrnd ke Aansu aur boyfrnd

Girlfrnd ke Aansu aur boyfrnd ke aansu mein kya fark hai?
Girfrnd ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain
Jabki
boyfrnd ke aasu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain.

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye

Ki

Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

Shadi Nahi Aasan

Shadi Nahi Aasan
Bus Itna Samajh Likye,

K

Finail Ki Goli Hai
Or Choos K Khana Hai...

If U Pass in Exms

If U Pass in Exms

Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai

Lvr's wrds:
So sweet

Frnd's wrds:
chor sale kab pada bey ...

Waqt or teacher me thoda sa fark hota hai.

Waqt or teacher me thoda sa fark hota hai.




Teacher sikha kar imthan leta hai Aur



Waqt imthan lekar sikhata hai