Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife�s phone

Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife�s phone
Dr. I�m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.

Ek sharabi chaand ki or ishara karke puchhta hai:

Ek sharabi chaand ki or ishara karke puchhta hai: Ye chand hai ya suraj? Dusra sharabi: Mujhe nahi pata, main bhi iss shaher mein naya hun..!

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal Badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

eh sher ne ek budde ko pakad liya

eh sher ne ek budde ko pakad liya
budda: mera khoon thanda ho chuka hai kisi jawan ka garam khoon piyo
sher: nahi aaj mera cold drink peene ka mood hai

santa & banta

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai banta ek din

santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai banta ek din santa se mila pucha yar kasi hai tumare bb santa: yar mere baat hi nahi sunti jab tak use mai sister na bulau.

ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay

ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay
to kaise nikle ga?
dosra: very simple wet ho kar nikle ga.