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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

Garib Kon hai?

Garib Kon hai?
Jab Ladki 2 rs. me KISS k liye raji ho jaye...
Oor Tumhare pas keval 1 hi rupeeya ho...

Zindgi Phoolo si Muskurati rahe.

Zindgi Phoolo si Muskurati rahe.
Hae Khusi Aapke Daman me Aati rahe.
Hai Khuda se Bas ye hi Aarzoo ki Aapko Kabhi-Kabhi Humari bhi Yaad Aati Rahe..

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du,

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du, tere liye janeman school jaana hi chhod du.

Ladkiya 70% beautiful hoti hai.

Ladkiya 70% beautiful hoti hai.
75%Sweet hoti hai.
85%Naughty hoti hai.
90%Quit hoti hai.
100%pyaari hoti hai.
Kulmilakar
70+75+85+ 90+100=420hoti hai.

Zindagi apki fullo ki tarah

Zindagi apki fullo ki tarah muskraye,Gam ki hawa apko chhu bhi na paye.Yu to lakh aye mausm patzad k,par apki khushi ka ek phol bhi na murzhae....

har phul muskan de apko,har subah

har phul muskan de apko,har subah apko salam de,hum dua karte he k apka1 ansu bhi agar gire.tokhuda apko dugni muskan de.

utha kar talvar jab ashwa pe sawar

utha kar talvar jab ashwa pe sawar hote ho,baandh ke safa jab tayar hote ho,dekhati,hai duniya chhat par cadh k kehte hai log ki "KAAS HUM RAJPUT HOTE"

khush rahne ke 2 tarike

khush rahne ke 2 tarike
1.jo pasand hai use hasil karna seekh lo.
2.jo hasil hai use pasand karna seekh lo.

Yun to wo sab he mere karib,

Yun to wo sab he mere karib,
wo jo tere aane se pahle bhi mere sath they.
Par na jane kyu tere jane k baad,
Ekdam tanha se ho gaye he ham.

Gandi Ji bhi chale gaye,

Gandi Ji bhi chale gaye,
Nehru Ji bhi gujar gaye,
Bhagat Singh bhi nahi rahe,
Meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rahti pata nahin is Desh ka kya hoga

good morning ab necche kya dekh

good morning ab necche kya dekh rahe ho aam ka achar

shishi bhari gulab ki

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du, tere liye janeman school jaana hi chhod du.

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Zindgi Phoolo si Muskurati rahe.
Hae Khusi Aapke Daman me Aati rahe.
Hai Khuda se Bas ye hi Aarzoo ki Aapko Kabhi-Kabhi Humari bhi Yaad Aati Rahe..

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du, tere liye janeman school jaana hi chhod du.

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du

shishi bhari gulab ki, pathar se phod du, tere liye janeman school jaana hi chhod du.