1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.
Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon.

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Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya. Dost: Woh Kaise? Pathan: “Wo My Name Is Khan” Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya

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Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Soc

Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
5 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

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News paper may aya k 90% pathan bewkuf hote

News paper may aya k 90% pathan bewkuf hote hain;
Pathano ne bohat shore machaya.

Phir paper may aya k 10% pathan bewkoof nahi hotay.

Tab ja k Mamla set hua.

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Pathan: yaar meray liye koi achi si larki ka rishta

Pathan: yaar meray liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata

Friend: yaar ek larki hae Bcom ki

Pathan: yaar qom koi bhi ho bas parhi likhi honi chahiye

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Pathan: Kal mere Abba kuwain me gir gai or

Pathan: Kal mere Abba kuwain me gir gai or zor se chilla rahe thay “BACHAO BACHAO”

2nd patan: Ab kese hain.??

1st: Theek e hongY kal se koi Aawaz nhi ai..!:

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Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy
Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli mar k dekhlo.

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Aaj wo azeem

Aaj
wo azeem
din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin eejad
hui jis ki wja say
aaj
Pathan zinda hai
Happy “NASWAR” day

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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.

Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

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EK PATHAN LARKI SEHUM SE

EK PATHAN LARKI SEHUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

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Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe

Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak Qalabazi khai Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo Hum 1000 Rs dega Pathan:Tum Lakh b do hum dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.

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Policeman: tum ne

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…

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Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to

Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.

Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 7