In a football match.

In a football match.

Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?

Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.

Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?

Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut

Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Funny Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic

Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Funny Lalu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par

Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.