Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai?

Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai?
Ma- Ha
Beta - To apni kamvali Q nahi Udti?
Ma- Wo Pari Nahi Hai.
Beta - Per papa to use pari kahte hai.
Ma - kal suha ud jaygi.

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha.

BANTA- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log Hain
Roz Roti Chickn Ke Saath Khate hain.

Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai.

Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?"
Student-"Sir, ladki bahut chaalu hai"

teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

10min baad

te-train dikhao

stu-aap late ho gyi train 5min phle hi chali gae..

boy:what is ur name?

boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm

MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

BETA=pdh raha hu.

MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...?

BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message..C

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha:Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-
Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:-
Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya

Kirshna Ke Kadmo Pe

Kirshna Ke Kadmo Pe Kadam Badhate Chalo
Citi Bajate Chalo
Radha to Ghar Wale dilayenge hi
Magar tab tak Gopiya Patate Chalo

एक झगडालू पत्नी पति पर बरस रही थी और वह

Jokes >> Husband - Wife

एक झगडालू पत्नी पति पर बरस रही थी और वह बेचारा मुंह लटकाए खडा हुआ था।
पत्नी बोल रही थी। कायर कही के, तुम आदमी हो या चुहे?
पति गिडगिडाया- श्रीमतीजी , मैं आपका पति ही हूं, अगर चूहा होता तो तुम थर-थर कांत रही होती।