Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

Mallika Sherawat ne

Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha …
DARWAJA … !

Jinn: Hukam aaka?

Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..

Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera

sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?

bolo baby??

Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

College ki girls ne strike ki.

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha.

Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha. woh ladka apna hi dhun mein mast tha aur hamesa internet mein chating karte rahta tha. woh ladka ka office room boss ka office room ki thik bazu mein hi tha. to kabhi kuch pushna hota hai to boss office se hi awaz de kar pushta tha. ek din boss ne kuch baatein ishi tarah push rahe the …….. Read the rest of this entry »

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Gum woh cheez hai …

Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..

Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……

Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi h