banta & santa

Banta: Santa, Bulb Jalana
Santa Bulb nikaal kar Gas Stove par rakh deta hai
Bulb jal gaya

Santo Office Jaa raha tha

Santo Office Jaa raha tha
Preeto(Pyar se boli): See you at night!

Santa (Gusse se): Dhamki kise de rahi ho mein bhi tujhe dekh lunga

"High Class Insult"

"High Class Insult"


Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho

Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai

Banta & santa

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahe

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the...


Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi.
tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.


Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai....!!!!

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

Teacher-batao bachcho jo galat kaam karte

Teacher-batao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jate hai..?






Student- sharmaate huye bola sir.. CENTRAL PARK, VICTORIA, NALBAAN, MILLENIUM PARK..