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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Bubbli- Bagla (Flamingo) ek tang pr kyu khara hota hai?

Bubbli-
Bagla (Flamingo) ek tang pr kyu khara hota hai?
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Anti Misba-
Pta nhi
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Bubbli-
Kyu k usko pta hy agr wo dusri tang uthaey ga to wo gir jae ga

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo

Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.Ek dost ne dekha to kaha- yeto ladki hai. santa:Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?

Pathan bola :
muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar
karoge..

Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....

Santa-yar banta apne India me

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.