Elephant proposed an ant,

Elephant proposed an ant,
"I LUV U"
ANT:"How many times i hv 2 tell u,
I LV U 2 bt Humre ghr me inter"SIze" marriages nhi hoti,
PLz mujhe bhul jao...

Bill Gates: Hamare country

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.

Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:

Very Sweet Kid!!!

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha.

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.

Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.

Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.

Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu: Mein tujhe shraap deta hu.

Dirty Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu.

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?

Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !

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