Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha

Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

Bhakt-panditji aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo

Bhakt-panditji aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo beautiful ho,intelligent ho,understanding ho,kabhi jealousy na kare aur ek badhiya cook ho ? Pandit-AFWAAH

Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai

Kid-aunty,mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai
aunty-chini k sath haste huye boli, acha or kya kaha mummy ne? kid-kaha vo kutiya na de to sharma ji se le ana

Shaadi k din patni pati se: "SUNO JI!!! Aaj se

Shaadi k din patni pati se: "SUNO JI!!! Aaj se AAPKE bina MAI nahi MERE bina aap nahi"10 saal baad patni:"KUTTE!!! Aaj ya to TU nahi ya MAI nahi"

Osama to

Osama to
Amitabh:How are you??Amitabh:Bas kabhi khushi kabhi Gum.Aur aap?? Osama:Bas kabhi Gola kabhi Bum.

Believe it or not, but its true.

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

What is the biggest pressure on a pak

What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?

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Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.

maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega...............................