Agar 25 rupayee mein pav bhaji

Agar 25 rupayee mein pav bhaji milti hai to 100 rupayee mein kya milega..

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Santa- poori bhaji

Naye company mai job aaye hai salary

Naye company mai job aaye hai salary 80,000 karne hai to jaldi reply karo.Zyada mehnat ka kam nahi hai bas bijli ke taron per,gela kapra marna hai.

Nojwan aage bado. Santa aage nahi bada.

Nojwan aage bado. Santa aage nahi bada.
Captain:-tum aage kyun nahi bade.
Santa :-apne kaha 9jawan aage bado main 10ve number pe hun.

Doctor: Jab apko pata tha chipkali apke

Doctor: Jab apko pata tha chipkali apke
kan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Santa: pehle Cockroach gya tha
to mujhe lga k chipkali use pakadne ja rahi hai

Kanjoos : Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

Kanjoos : Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos :Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

santa & banta

Santa:Meri Mummy Ne Kal Murga Banaya.

Banta:Kinu, Tenu Ke Tere Bapu Nu?

Teachr:Translate-Bazar Me Goliyan Chal Rhi He

Teachr:Translate-Bazar Me Goliyan Chal Rhi He


Santa:The Tablets R Walking In The Market

Larki Waley : Aap Ka

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

Santa & banta

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

banta & santa

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua.

Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
umra kabr khodnemai bitegi..!!

Santa visits Mysore palace

Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there, this is Tipu Sultan’s chair. Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes.

ladki dhundhi hai

ladki dhundhi hai

wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..

beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu

aur wo GARBHVATI hai..

sales man:sir cokroach ke liye

sales man:sir cokroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa:nahi hum cokroch itna lad pyar nahi karte aaj poder dege to kal deo mangega

CHOR:Apne paise nikal

CHOR:Apne paise nikal

MAN:I am Zardari,President of pak

CHOR:Acha to phir hamare paise nikalo

Chuha-mujse shadi krogi?

Chuha-mujse shadi krogi?

Sherni-apni aukat me reh.

Chuha-aukat ki baat mat kar,

confidence dekh.

Santa Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi

Santa Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy


Santa Ne Dewar Pe Likha

Anarkali Ko Riha Kro

A girl asked ~hujur can i kiss my lover?

A girl asked ~hujur can i kiss my lover?Hujur:Astagfirullah.Girl:Can I kiss my boyfriend?Hujur:Nowjubillah. Girl:Can I kiss you?Hujur:Why not? Alhamdulilla

bhikhArI- “das paise kA savAl hai,

bhikhArI- “das paise kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA …. .”
bAbujI- “are CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,
kyA das paise mANg rahA hai.”
bhikhArI- “bAbujI ek rupaye kA savAl hai.”
bAbujI- “abe… apanI aukAt dekhakar mANg.”

Mike is causing trouble and Ajit

Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it. Robert: Bass !!! Mike humein jeene nahin dega !! Ajit: Koi Baat Nahin, Robert, Usey CHAMPAGNE mein bhigo do, SHAME usey jeene nahin dega aur PAIN usey marney nahin dega... ha ha ha

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"
Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,
"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,
"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa.

Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."
Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"

DON ka intazaar toh 11 companies' ke HR

DON ka intazaar toh 11 companies' ke HR
kar rahe hai par EK baat samajh lo DON
ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot
nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake!
DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin…
DON ko woh company bikul pasand nahi hai jo kaam
karaye AUR Doosri jo paise kam de....
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare AUR
Doosri wo jo Fauran(Immediate) Recruit karle.
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai ki woh DON ka PM hai....

Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan

Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
Ajeet: Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do
Raabert: yeh kyon baas?
Ajeet: Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!

There was just one cinema

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.
In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI

Sundar Shushil Sabhya

TUM

Achhe

Sachhe

Sundar

Shushil

Sabhya

B uddhiMaan

Logon se dur Hi Rehna

Warna
wo b BHIGAD Jayenge:)

Teacher: what is meant by

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

What is common between Allama Iqbal

What is common between Allama Iqbal,What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and
Qaid-e-Azam?
Pathan replied
“All r born on govt holidays”