Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!

Police: To Ghar me baitho

Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

kitne khush nseeb hain wo log jo

kitne khush nseeb hain wo log jo patther se pyar pa lete hain,hum to itne bdnseeb hain ki mom se bhi chot pa lete hain.

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Zor se Bolo'

Pujari- "JAI MATA DI"

Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai

Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY

GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..

BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??

GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...

Height of caring..

Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

result aa gaya....

result aa gaya....
aisa maazak eng.. students ke saath nahi karna cahiye ...jaan leva ho sakta hai

RAVAN: cigarate hai kya

RAVAN: cigarate hai kya
HANUMAN: nahi hai
RAM: ek packet hai na
HANUMAN:chup rahiye aap prabhu uske 10 sir hai pura packet pee jayega

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

santa & banta

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga

santa &banta

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain

santa & banta

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well

Beta: baap idhar aa

Beta: baap idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa

wif: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho

wif: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai.

Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, "baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daa

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
"baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta".
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
"baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta".

santa & banta

Santa:Mujhe to aankhe band karne par b dikhayi deta hai

Banta:Acha! Kya dikhta hai?

Santa:Andhera!