Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se

Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.
Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output."
bhala kaise nahi hoga.

banta & santa

Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli dena

Santa Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard hone ki to koi goli nahi aati

Santa park me baitha tha.

Santa park me baitha tha.

Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?

Santa:Badla le Raha hu !

Frnd:Kaise?

Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha

Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?

Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?
Son: Ghar Pe 2 Guest ane hai.Santa: Kaun?
Son: Mummy ka Bhai aur mera Mama
.Santa: Fir 1 or laga, Mera Sala bhi aa rha hai!

santa banta

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena chahiye

Veeru: Iss Gabbar ka kya kare??

Veeru: Iss Gabbar ka kya kare??


Jai: Isse sui chubo chubo ke maar do aur sui iske side mein rakh do...
police samjhegi "Sui-cide" ka cae hai........!!!

DO SHARBI RAT KO..

DO SHARBI RAT KO..
1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI
2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA
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UPER SE BUDHI BOLI
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NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI

Your relation is like paktel “dil to 1 hay” Your Ove like telenor

Your relation is like paktel “dil to 1 hay” Your Ove like telenor “Chaho kuch barh k” Your sincerety like Haleeb “garah to hay” Your smile like twist “Hila k rakh de” your style like Ufone “Tum hi to ho” Your personality lika...

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,

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