Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja

Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja
kar uske ghar 1 beta paida hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha
hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
!
Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?

1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jobada bangala hai wo
2014-xcuse me yaha enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja

santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya

santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon
santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..

police to sharabi-:

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

boy-tumhari aankhain kitni haseen hai,

boy-tumhari aankhain kitni haseen hai,
girl-choro na,
boy-tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai,
girl-choro na aap bhi,
boy-abhi tak to chor hi raha tha...

ek memon ki plate se murgi ka tukda

ek memon ki plate se murgi ka tukda utha kar billi bhaag gayi
memon ne bahot koshish ki use pakadne ki par pakad na saka
to bola ya allah is ka sawaab abba marhoom ko mile...

Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,

Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi, Ladke ne comment paas kiya 'Aajkal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'

Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nahi chhodte'