Air hostes pathan se,

Air hostes pathan se,
Sir,ap kya lena pasand karenge
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,
Airhostes: Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he

jinn: kya hukum hai mere aka?

jinn: kya hukum hai mere aka?
Aaka: mere acount me 10crore cashaur katrina se shadi 10 sec me kara do
jinn: aaka hukum karo haramipana nahi....!!

Waiter gives bill 2 Santa

Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa:Take this card.
Waiter:But sir,this is voter card.
Santa:So what?u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol

Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”

Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.

Gabbar Wala darr Ab Purana Ho Gaya

Gabbar Wala darr Ab Purana Ho Gaya
Aajkal Door Gao Me Raat KO Jab Maa-Baap Sote Nahi.
To Bachcha Kehta Hai:So Jao Bapu..Nahi To Ek aur HO jayega.

Tufani barish me rat ko pizza hut par

Tufani barish me rat ko pizza hut par Santa pizza lene gaya..Waiter : Ap maried hO?..Santa : .....is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi..

Boy went 2 drop AuntyA:Raat ho gai Bitu k Pas

Boy went 2 drop AuntyA:Raat ho gai Bitu k Pas So jao B:No Anty Sofe Pe So JaungaNxt day a Sexy GIRL brng Tea B:Aap?Gal:me Bitu & UBoy:Ulu ka patha;-)