(-_-) (-_-) Bachche hai,

(-_-) (-_-) Bachche hai, zidh kar rahe the ki bhalu dekhna hai, Maine apka address de diya hai. Wo agar aye to 2-3 Jump maar dena, Bachche khush ho jayenge.

Boss per Essay.

Boss per Essay.


Boss ek khatarnak musibat hai,ye office mein paya jata hai.Iska paustik ahaar juniors ka bheja hota hai,ye pani kam khun zyada pita hai.

"DO CHIZ SARI ZINDAGI BHAR

"DO CHIZ SARI ZINDAGI BHAR KAM AYENGI 1-GUSSE KI HALAT ME KOI FAISALA MAT KARNA. 2-KHUSHI KI HALAT ME KOI WADA MAT KARNA...."

safed salwar me tum bilkul

safed salwar me tum bilkul ambulance lagti,fark itna hai wo ghayalon ko lekar jaati hai,aur tum ghayal kar ke jaati ho..

Main Pehlay He Bohat

Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,

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Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It'tala.

Hume paper nahi aate tha,

Hume paper nahi aate tha, Hum udaas ho gaye, Saari sheet par aapki photo bana dali,
Fir bhi hum paas ho gaye...
q?

Qki paper Drawing ka tha, aur Cartoon hi banana tha..!!!

aRZ HAI CHAM CHAM KARTI

aRZ HAI CHAM CHAM KARTI CHANDNI , TIM TIM KARTE TAARE************
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***** KOI BE SMS NAHI KARTA "BESHARM" HO GAYE HAI SARE

zindagi rahe na rahe pyar

zindagi rahe na rahe pyar hamesha rahega,aap paas rahe na rahe aapki yaade rahegi,apni jindagi me hamesha haste rehana,kyonki aapki hasi me ek muskan hamari rahegi

Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga

Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz!

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K Date Pay Chheenk Maari to

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Naak ka Chooha BACHCHI k Hooton Pay Jaa laga. :-)

Pyaar jindagi ki tarah hota hai,

Pyaar jindagi ki tarah hota hai,
Jiska har mod aasaan nahi hota,
Har raaste par khushi nahi milati,
Par jab ham jindagi ka saath nahi chodte,
To ham pyaar karna kyon chode.

AAJ APKO EK SCRET BATANI

AAJ APKO EK SCRET BATANI HAI LOG MERE SMS KO BHAGWAN MANTE HAI PATA HAI JAB BHI MERA SMS AATA HAI LOG KEHTE HAI "HEY BHAGWAN FIR AA GAYA"

Shaadi k turant baad

Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
My Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBE

Hum Tum

Hum Tum
Jaise Idli Sambhar
Jaise Ras Malai
Jaise Pav Bhaji
Jaise Diya Batti
Dono ek duje ke liye bane hai
Dono ek dusare ke bina adhure hai
Dono hamesh ek sath hi achhe lagate hai