namaskar ye male\ female janch sewa hai,

namaskar ye male\ female janch sewa hai, agar aap purush hai to 1 sms karo, mahila hai to 2 sms karo, inme se kuch nahi hai to sms na kare, hum khud smajh lenge.

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.

Faqir: mera number le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife

Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can i do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

santa & banta

Santa: agar VIVAH ki shooting engineering college me hota to use kya kehte?

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Banta: VIVA

Respected international kanjus,

Respected international kanjus, thanx 4 nt sending any sms. U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..

ek admi bola yaar mai duniya mai naam kamana

ek admi bola yaar mai duniya mai naam kamana chata hoon to dusra bola haa kyo nahi wo kaise.
haathi per ulta khade hoker photo kichwayoo aur photo ko ulta karke dikhyaooo

A drunken sardar fall from 3rd floor.

A drunken sardar fall from 3rd floor.
People garthered around & asked him- Kya hua?
He said- Pata nahi, main bhi abhi niche aaya hoon :=)

Aaj ka Sawal...

Aaj ka Sawal...
Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?

very simple

ladki sundar ho to ho jati hai...
aur agar ameer ho to karni padti hai...

Apka ghar hum

Apka ghar hum
zaroor ayengey,
har pal ayengey,
har waqt ayengey,
din bhar ayengey,
aur
aur
aur
bell bajakar bhag jayengey..

bush-tujhe swiming aati h

bush-tujhe swiming aati h
lalu-nahi
bush-tere se to kutte ache h jo swiming kar lete h
lalu-tujhe swiming aati h
bush-yaa..
lalu-to phir tere aur kutte me kya farq h?????

1 frnd to another-aaj mothers day h,

1 frnd to another-aaj mothers day h,tera kya plan h???
another frnd reply-"main kuch ladkion ki maa banane me help karunga

Sara zamana Gawah hai ke aap aik

Sara zamana Gawah hai ke aap aik
Nehayat Sharif
Emandar
Mukhlis
Parhezgar
Diyanat Dar
Zaheen aur Naik
Insan ka Sms parh rahe hein

Yar mujhe police ny pakar liya hy

Yar mujhe police ny pakar liya hy

For killing 6 Girls I didn't kill them

Qasam say! Maine tu sirf "SMILE" di

Thi OR Wo khushi se Mar gayin

Kuch Kar Yaar!